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Mama June commands a death squad

I’m not sure what the hell I ate that caused this dream, but it was clearly trying to beat some kind of personal record for weirdness. Let’s set the stage: a big dark apartment complex,…

Unfortunately, Amy Acker hasn’t been in my dreams lately

Have you ever dreamed about Amy Acker? If not, you’re missing something awesome. She’s so adorably fantastic and beautifully sexy that you end up wanting to dream about her all the time. But that isn’t how dreams work because your brain hates you.

How to Become President in 2 Easy Steps

Becoming President seems like a difficult task, but as we’ve seen recently, it isn’t that hard. In fact, it’s pretty simple and can be done in two steps. Becoming President – Step 1: Be what…

Drunk driver glorified by the news

A drunk driver was stripped of her car, she she decided that the only adult thing to do was drive a Barbie Jeep. Now, the news has decided to spread her around as if it’s funny.

Google Adsense vs Breasts

A couple months ago, I got an alert from Google Adsense. The notice was about a page on Voice of Crazy that apparently violated their acceptable use policy. Google ads may not be placed on…

Ariana Grande thinks you’re stupid

After licking and spitting on donuts in a store, then dissing her country and it’s citizens, Ariana Grande left a worthless apology to let us know how stupid she really thinks we are.