I’m not sure what the hell I ate that caused this dream, but it was clearly trying to beat some kind of personal record for weirdness. Let’s set the stage: a big dark apartment complex,…Read More
Have you ever dreamed about Amy Acker? If not, you’re missing something awesome. She’s so adorably fantastic and beautifully sexy that you end up wanting to dream about her all the time. But that isn’t how dreams work because your brain hates you.
Becoming President seems like a difficult task, but as we’ve seen recently, it isn’t that hard. In fact, it’s pretty simple and can be done in two steps. Becoming President – Step 1: Be what…
Our government is currently arguing over the legitimacy of security concerns for Syrian refugees. This is why you can not ignore the real threat.
“This new Miley record, reminds me of my old days, like a fuckin Crustified Dibbs. Like a fuckin rip the cunt out with spoons shit.” That starts out what may be the most insane and…
A drunk driver was stripped of her car, she she decided that the only adult thing to do was drive a Barbie Jeep. Now, the news has decided to spread her around as if it’s funny.
A couple months ago, I got an alert from Google Adsense. The notice was about a page on Voice of Crazy that apparently violated their acceptable use policy. Google ads may not be placed on…
After licking and spitting on donuts in a store, then dissing her country and it’s citizens, Ariana Grande left a worthless apology to let us know how stupid she really thinks we are.
Observed holidays make no sense. We don’t need a day to observe a day we’re going to celebrate. Then again, no one really celebrates a holiday anyway.
Rioting is what stupid people do while claiming they are protesting. Destroying the property of others and harming people does nothing to help the message you pretend to support with your actions.