How to Become President in 2 Easy Steps

Becoming President seems like a difficult task, but as we’ve seen recently, it isn’t that hard. In fact, it’s pretty simple and can be done in two steps. Becoming President – Step 1: Be what…

Drunk driver glorified by the news

A drunk driver was stripped of her car, she she decided that the only adult thing to do was drive a Barbie Jeep. Now, the news has decided to spread her around as if it’s funny.

Google Adsense vs Breasts

A couple months ago, I got an alert from Google Adsense. The notice was about a page on Voice of Crazy that apparently violated their acceptable use policy. Google ads may not be placed on…

Ariana Grande thinks you’re stupid

After licking and spitting on donuts in a store, then dissing her country and it’s citizens, Ariana Grande left a worthless apology to let us know how stupid she really thinks we are.

Protesting and rioting are not the same thing

Rioting is what stupid people do while claiming they are protesting. Destroying the property of others and harming people does nothing to help the message you pretend to support with your actions.

Random Thoughts – Volume 2

Here is another list of random thoughts which have consumed my time and made it impossible for me to learn to walk upside down inside a bowl of soup.